YIKES - your corn stock is disappearing and without it you can`t make next months rent. The reason the stock is disappearing is pigs and turkeys are eating it. Here`s a simple solution - KILL THEM. Blow their little heads off with your rifle and sell their remains at the market to earn money.
Your flatmate says hes busy tonight but you know better. The cheeky sod is just trying to beat you home to grab that ice cold can of Carling from the fridge and nick prime position in front of the footy on the comfy chair. Beat him to it!